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Chinese People’s Secrets: Part 3

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:01:12 +0000

More translated secrets of Chinese people…
From Tianya:
环加驹:

My son had a fever and the kindergarten school teacher came to visit. I invited the teacher to have some water, and conveniently tested a drug [a powder that is added to drinks to make people want to have sex] I brought back from Japan, the drug was very [...]

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HyoRi in London….

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:00:56 +0000

I don’t know how many of you guys are from the good ol’ UK, let alone London, but I’m one of them.
But having lived in London the majority of my life and knowing pretty much a lot about the places to visit and the cool spots in town for “fashionistas“, I wouldn’t recommend where Lee [...]

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Andy Still Rich

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:00:50 +0000

The current global economic meltdown has been especially hard on celebrities who thought their money was safe in all these "stocks" and "investment portfolios" that the non-celebrities they hired to take care of their cash stuck it in. Nope, celebrity money is on fire, too. Expect more celebs to start making worse movies as they try to rebuild their portfolios and make up for their losses. However, one thing is for certain and that's this: Andy Lau is still pretty fr [...]

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Recognize the Reveler: Who's Sporting Spanx?

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:00:45 +0000

Here’s a Hint: This actress was quick to admit she put on a few pounds for a part in a hit show, but lately she’s been looking lean again.

As she was leaving her party in…

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Buzz Bites — 11/20/2008: Humble Teen Queen Miley Cyrus Dreams Of Living In A ‘Nice House’ And Being On TV Someday

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:00:40 +0000

+ Completely unknown person International tween sensation Miley Cyrus says she wants to shake things up a little by going on MTV’s The Real World! “I just want to be in a really nice house with cameras following me around,” she says. Wait, that’s not already her life? (Remote Control)
+ Madonna and Guy Ritchie are [...]

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Taco Bell's Got Beef with 50 — Nacho Average Suit

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:00:36 +0000

Filed under: Celebrity Justice, 50 Cent

Taco Bell knows about as much about rap music as it does about Mexican food.In legal papers filed in Federal court, the Bell’s lawyers claim 50’s tough-talking $4 million trademark infringement lawsuit from this summer was just a publicity stunt –…

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Chimpanzee uses chopsticks to eat nagashi soumen

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:00:34 +0000

Shimura Zoo’s Chimpanzee celebrity Pan-kun attempts to catch some nagashi soumen and grapes as they fly past him on a bamboo water slide:

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Mrs. God’s Diary - Day 85,832

admin — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 23:01:09 +0000

Dear Diary,

God hasn’t been keeping me up to date with events very well because I’ve only just heard that Seth got married recently and had a son called Enosh. God hadn’t told me about any other women being around Adam and Eve’s place except those he must have made in the land of Nod and since Seth’s still living with his mum and dad he must have married one of his sisters! God didn’t tell me about those either - only interested in male children really. I suppose it’s all right to marry his sister in the circumstances though it seems a little strange to me. But then, if there are no spare women, what other choice would he have?

Enosh is very different from Seth when he was a baby. Much prettier and he had a tooth growing already when he popped out.

By the way, since I last wrote to you I’ve made four hundred and thirteen more cardigans, fifty-five tapestries and a hundred and eighty seven pairs of socks. I’ve got the tapestries on the walls and they do look nice, even if I say it myself but God hasn’t worn any of the cardigans or the socks and they’re taking up a lot of space.

I wish he’d make me some cupboards to keep them all in. It’s such a little thing to ask being as how it’s so easy for him. He could say “Let there be this massive cupboard for my wife to keep her knitting in” just like that but he’s got no consideration for me.

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That Crazy Claus: 13 Wacky Santas You Don’t Want Coming Down Your Chimney

admin — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 23:01:09 +0000

We all love Santa Claus, but sometimes, Christmas seems to go a little of the beaten path. Here are a few of the odder Santas that I have seen.

Okay, this one really freaks me out. I have no idea what they were thinking.

When Santa and friends party, they party hard! Somehow, I doubt that he is on the “good” list.

Santacon is when a large number of people go out to party celebrate dressed for the season. Sometimes it can be a bit offbeat to say the least.

Somehow I don’t think that I will be taking my kids to this Santa. How to give the little ones nightmares!

Another Santa not to take the kids to! They claim this is linked to a Christmas “speedo run”. Yes, nothing says Christmas like running in a speedo.

Some people will dress up anything for the season. Somehow I am thinking that this is not exactly the classical idea of Santa. Sort of a “Merry Christmas, I come bearing a probe” theme.

I love this hippy Santa. I guess he kind of reminds me of my dad. Yeah, scary I know.

Okay, crazy clown Santa Claus is really, really scary. You expect him to come after you with a knife.

This guy has a pretty evil and scary look, and I love the warning “I move” pinned onto him. Imagine trying to walk by and having him suddenly start moving around. I wounder how many heart attacks he caused before they put the sign up?

Ah yes, Santa creeping up behind some poor kid.

I am really not sure what this guy is trying to say with this look. Sort of a very naughty Santa look. The whip on the belt is a nice touch.

Someone just could not let go of Halloween. Sort of a “nightmare before Christmas” theme.

I guess this is why I have not seen Santa recently. Who puts Santa’s head in a case anyways?

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Son Dambi Influences!

admin — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 23:01:00 +0000

It must be quite a work to raise a teenager these days in Korea!
You are constantly in fear of every new trend those God damn money maker ajusshis are making!
In the picture you have a student with Seo In Young’s mushroom haircut performing Son Dambi’s chair number in SCHOOL! Wonder how imitation of Rain’s Magic [...]

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